The Fancy Catfish

are lip glosses that i own now... amyethiyst sour gramp sapphire berry diamond idciting

oh, my reality IS REAL, duh.

So I'm gonna preface this a bit. I'm laughing so hard right now its a little hard to tkype. I'm also bleeding a little bit from themouth. Now, I'm bleeding cause I just punched my self in the face really hard. Fucki t. I'm leaving it at that cause I can. The first rule of blynch is you don't talk about blynch.

I hate using this blog for an advertisement, but I feel I must. I watch quite a bit of TV, and for the last two months I feel as though I have found the best show on TV at the moment. Kenny vs. Spenny. This show is fucking great. I don't even want to describe the premise. I just want you guys to trust me on the fact that this show rules. I don't think it is in any danger of getting canceled, but please watch and support this show. If you like it, tell everyone you know. I really think it might be the only good "reality" show on TV. If you honestly don't like it I'll buy you a beer.

Random person on street, let's call him Jim: "Hey Caseee, what are you up to today?" Caseee: "Not much, just overnighting some pants to Oklahoma." Jim with stupid hat: "What, why would you do that?" Caseee: "Shutup, why do you wear such a stupid hat?" Names have been changed to protect the inocent.

http://morningstarfarm.net/ These people specialize in the sale of Midget Goats and Dwarf Rabbits. http://mysite.verizon.net/res1ev60/morningstarvaulters/ I think these people are training for Rad II, "this time Cru saddles up".

I repeat. DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!! Watch this sober. http://www.pendland.com/html/cow.html

it's been a while since i posted on the blog, but that's natural. sometime's you have to break away from the routine. i will say that readers (meaning ray, blynch and friends) should expect some very good blogs from me in the near future. i'm gonna make some blog masterpieces. i promise. in fact... i'm gonna start right now. "who here likes Morning Star Farms Microwave Buffalo Wings? please raise your hands." -derek

I sorta didn't want to call Blynch out on this, but I needed to. After talking a lot of smack, Blynch lost the Dave & Busters Olympics to a Los Angeleno. Very sad. As punishment, Blynch had to be my Trucker Bitch for a round of "18 Wheeler." Rest assured, Blynch tooted the horn very well.

I. You don't get dental as a strip club DJ II. I told you so III. Strippers are dumb IV. There is a Waffle House in Austin carry on...

it finally occurred to us that upsidedown would make them spin backwards. still didn't occur to eat 'em despite the rumor of paltry poultry palette similarities. chickens are too simple to manipulate, we voted. just the inkling of their taste reminded us of the lab. chocolate lab. chocolate dog. dogs made of ice cream. Easter profits rise on rumors of canine delicious. Meanwhile, eucalyptus, scarce, despite the complete absense of importation clauses. the koalas, slow and wise, but not smart enough to quit fucking. Then again, who is?, we voted. The scarcity of depression buffet made their breath foul and excited them into more difficult targets, even armed with automatic weapons (rocks), we voted. 6am snuck up like a freak wink and it was time to hunt. for the RECORD, I voted "no" on calling it a "hunt". Eight square miles and 30,000 koalas. we couldn't throw a rock without hitting cuddly, and we didn't. The End.

i polished a few more calluses off my soul i sent a few more cells on the roller coaster to heaven (six flags over brain stem) i appreciated a few oklahoma trees oh flipside is a comin soon lost: marbles last seen: they snuck out sometime between last flipside and two minutes ago, possibly disguised as texas nattys

The blog has freakin changed again. The whole entry format is different. Weirdest thing from last week: Casey and I went to the boobie bar for some cheap drinks and to see my buddy Skippy. We got all that, but as a bonus we got to see Jessica Alba at the boobie bar.

I forgot what I was gonna say.

I have the tank of death, and by that i mean i put fish in the aquarim and then they are happy and swim around and bump there faces on the glass, i feed them, there happier ; but when i go to bed and wake up the next morn one comittes suicide or the other beat him up or something fucked up, and i have to give him the ol "flush funneral". but i one trooper still living, old little catfish charile, he still kicking......wait still swimming, mor later maybe charlie's an assaisan !