The Fancy Catfish

I wanna know what y'alls favorite taglines are. I'll start you off with a few of mine... Dr.Giggles-"The doctor is out...of his mind." Three Men and a Baby-"They changed her diapers. She changed their lives." Crazy People-"Warning:Crazy people are coming." Chopping Mall-"Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg."

For probably three weeks now I've two songs that won't leave my damn head. Any time I have a blank in my head I either hear Take a Walk by Urge Overkill or, and so that only those of you who know this band will laugh, a particularly famous song by Heatwave. There really is no reason that I can see for either one of them to be in my head yet they keep popping up. I LOVE iTunes!!! I feel like it just gave me a present. It just formed a bond between Huey Lewis, Vines and Bonnie Tyler that I would have never imagined. I wish I could tape this portion of my world. Bonnie Tyler continues to sing about needing a hero, and I looked up to see that the end of Angus is on. Angus is totally fresh from the fight and larger than life. These two should meet. I would finish this here, but I want to tell y'all what iTunes comes up with to follow Bonnie Tyler...this song is really repetative...NO FUCKING WAY iTunes needs more awards it just popped on Rockula by Los Straitjackets SWEET!!! Ok ...

What song should iT play after Win in the End? 100 cents to anyone who guess what it did play and what I really wanted to hear. Scratch that I'll give 100 dollars if you could guess what came on after that.

this made me laugh out loud. I was closing down Safari and iT threw The Lady is a Vamp by the Spice Girls at me. sorry that was my last one.

Have you guys ever heard of Reptard? If so, could you tell me how?

Can y'all think of any movies that revolve around dead animals or a dead animal is key to the plot? I can only think of two and I love em both. So I'm thinking I'm a dead animal movie lover in need of more dead animal movies. WORD I'm out.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, cigar in one hand, favorite beverage in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO . . . What a Ride!

(too the tune of Crash Test Dummies: Mmm mmm mmm) sort of Once, there was a time zone It's name was central time and all the people had some respect for it Then came this bitch who hated time and ruined Christmas for us all His, name was Raymond It's not really 8:30, but his post say that it is. Oh ohh, I called Ray's number but it wasn't Ray, now Baby Jesus hates me.

Sometimes I like to set goals for an evening. Tonight's goal was to transform bedrooms #2 from Indian Jones Deathtrap into Martha Stuart recording space. Unfortanetly I have a drinking probl...whoa, I enjoy a sip of the good stuff(it's not a problem, shut up mom). My accomplishmensts for the evening invlovle such super human tasks as: 1)Cleaning up 1/2 of said Indiana Jones Death Trap 2)Prooving to Polish friend that my vagina doesn't drag the ground when I walk up stairs 3)Seriously, Number 2 took some work I'm done

this is from my friend morgan. iwill now not correct my typing as i transcripbe. tell me the wiilelle nelson sotriry. ok. so im 17. oops and i want to see ashowl. i shoakl. okay shokel. hahahahah ok. hahahahahhuu. i have a fake id. and i get kicked out. and i make a decision. wow iam typing well. and i morgan, am meeting wille nelson i work my magic onthe security guaresds. nesxt thing i knwo i am asikjking for a light wer. it's jackie at my righ twing giving me fire. and my tyicket to wille. i wait all rhruthru the show. to meet my feel the power of love. to meet my i ffell lthe arnor shining nknowight . i feel the art of shining no eyes. i feel the art of shining no eeye. so i kieslll wil.. hold on, we're gonna have to put kiss for real... so i slip him the toungueerwkj. dsasedfeand dfp;uo9o/ul.h and tha'tass mery ewillie. so she slipped wille nelson the tongue at 187.

I don't think handicapped people are funny. I just have to get that out of the way before I continue. I don't know if they have a picture of it online but the handicap license plate for Tennessee is too damn funny. Its the traditional stick figure profile, but instead of sitting straight up the figure is leaning back. It makes it look like the guy is in a motorized wheel chair that just started hauling ass and threw his ass back in the seat and now he's holding on for dear life. You really should look for it. I found a pictue....

The Olympics kick ass. That is all. Bitches.

This is the shit that blew out of the elks ass and all down the side of the truck when it decided to take us on.

My new favorite pick up line is... Hey. Somebody farted, lets get outta here. rule

i had some dreams they were clowns in my coffee, clowns in my coffee. 10 days sober peeps.