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if I should happen to drunk dial you and you have sprint will you please send me the message.
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Dog Therapy
no phone. house full of shit and piss water (still). warrant out for my arrest. but man oh man... it all goes away when i get to shoot that fuckin' dog with the B.B. gun. for a year now it has patronized my friends and i... screaming and spitting knives and tuning forks, scratching it's canines across the top of our skulls like ice skates on rusty steel. firing flathead nails into our minds and pinching our nerves. for the past week and a half the dog has been jumping into my back yard and running up to my window at 5:30 AM to bark and scream at my head. when it does this i get excited, because i KNOW i get to shoot it with my B.B. gun which up until now, has served no immediate purpose. ray and matt bought me the B.B. gun for my birthday a year ago. it has now become the best present ever. when that dog comes into my backyard it feels like christmas morning. all my worries disappear and i revel in feelings of REVENGE for the year of torture this dog has bestowed upon us. just...
On the Run
Derek Christopher Doublin, A warrant has been issued for your arrest. You are subject to immediate arrest at any time or place within the State of Oklahoma. This includes your residence, place of employment, educational facility or other places where law enforcement officers can locate and take you into custody. Date of Offense: 24-October-2004 Number: 040957101 Offense: Speeding 8 MPH Over Limit. (43MPH in a 35 MPH Zone) Amount Due: $316.00
It's okay, I'm on medication
This is Melissa posing (or is it posting?) as Raymond.... If purgatory is considered the state of limbo between Heaven and Hell then I would go so far as to say that airports are a very special sliver of purgatory right here on earth. Today is one of those travel days where I find myself with nothing to do. What I mean by nothing is, nothing fun to do. One more mindless game of Minesweeper will make be want to kill a small family of Mormons. Don’t get me wrong. I could do work. I essentially am doing work but it’s that addicted to email kind of work. My Pavlovian response to the ‘bloop’ that is my incoming email alert is shameless. The disappointment I feel when it’s a useless babble of an email and not a productive-I’m doing my job kind of email is almost unbearable. But I digress……on to airports. I have been in approximately 14 different airports in the last 30 days and I’ve come to realize what I like and don’t like about airports (and airplanes) in recent days. I feel compel...
We Interrupt this COMIC BOOK for an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
DOG CLOTHES ARE ON SALE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!