The Fancy Catfish

That's right this is a seriously hateful blog. First off I hate diet pepsi. But why do I hate diet pepsi when I love natural light? Isn't it the same basic principal. But I don't really like Pepsi and I'm pretty sure Natural would be AWESOME so now I'm confused. What I also hate is that I take things too far. Screw all you not too far takers in the world that look down on us gun jumpers. When I want to do something. I'm going to fucking do it and I don't give a possems nut what any one else says. That's probably a lie and I'll probably delete this blog in the mornign. Some people may read my thoughts and think I'm an angry person. I'd like to corner them in a dark alley and explain how that's not true. I like sugar free candy and sentless dryer sheets. Thank you Derek for breaking the akward silence with your song. It's a beautiful hymn in the key of C in case you didn't quite get the melody. Oh wait, this is suppose to be about h...

god bless bloggin. it's good to know all us computer ownin' folk have a good talkin'-to-air tool. bloggin'. bloggin' and bloggin'. just bloggin' away. i'm here. i'm alive. and i'm bloggin'. bloggin' the time away. mmmmmmm. feels good. feels good to blog. bloggin' 'bout bloggin' on da blogger. bloggin' for compliments. bloggin' for smiles. "where's derek?" "he's bloggin' " "oh yeah? about what?" "about you." "what?" "just kidding." "oh." "i was just joking." "okay. what's he bloggin' 'bout then?" "blogs." "huh?" "he's bloggin 'bout blogs." "really?" "yeah." "he owes me seventy dollars." "for what?" "for the blogs." "what?" "2 minutes on a kinko's computer." "oh."

shit man. i 've been building a deck the past few weeks. that means i've been paying aroun d with various circular saws. i've beend usinfg a standard table saw and a batter operate, portable circular saw. i read so,mehwere, many years ago that circular saw whwere the cause of MOST constructioon accidents. it's a good thing my dad hasn't been around to watch me use these circular saws because the number one thing out of his mouyth would be: DUMBASS.

a pork taamele all overr mey computer. i have to apologie for my alack of bloggin . poor lil period, someone bot you int the 2nf grade. ok. i've been too drunk to blong in recent days. had i bloggd , i . fuck exposition. f i gottaa eat another tamele, old on. if i may.. start over. corn husks are not napkindsd.. dammit. stupid d letter. thing. i know tamales are wrapped in corn husks for the temperatrure asthetic thinga ma hooo. but they are totaaly non absorbant,. don't get me wrong. huge fan of non-practidacality. but gyeehey. i need some bounty. even slow bounty. lazy towels . fine, bget me wrong. eys failin. bye.

i know people make fun of sprinkles.... but i can tyaste a difference between a donut with sprinkles and regular donut with icing. the donut with sprinkles tastes better. i can actually detect more "FUN" int he doniut with /sprinkles. i prefer sprinkles/ an d not just for cosmetic reasons./ /for taste. why does my finger like the forward slash button tonight? my index fiunger keeps/ wandering over ther. see? i did ti again. weird

we started a new game ton ight where EVVERY sip you take from your beer must be prefaced with a toast. we toasted about a million times tonight. one of my last toasts was: "To America's Bears! God bless 'em!"\ and then dylan said withh all seriousnesss... "derek... Do you know we're running out of bears? i read it in a magazine. were running out pf bears." i immmediiiately laughed out every toast. my nose burns real bad.

I'm just thinking about something In the middle ofo that Ii just had a good condersation with my good buddy ray. Ray is a good buddy. I son't even remeber what I waws gonna blog about. I know it had to do with high shcool. but I dont' know why? Let's watch the reruns.

Ok I don't know when, but it must be sometime before March. I just found a movie that might be more suitable for the hot tub than Short Circuit 2. I'm really serious. WHERE'S JEFF!?!?!?!