The Fancy Catfish

Where is everybody?

lula, she's cracked out look at she used to be like this all the time kiki has been doing that since hisght school she's so jeaolooust probably when she moved out she needs to go to a do g physcic she 's mad at mee dunna da dunna do slurp if it's 502 call from harper tommy hellow merry christmas mom's cookin me and briana and ray and kyle dad and htem areplay ing dominow ray, i have shiner bo0ckk if you wqnt "oh thank you" you want ok, what's burning wmust ber this dad, think you'r e stuff's burnt it'sn not burnt sjhor e that picture up, it's making me, i dunno, tha'ts sgoo poor baby we saw casey large today, she and a two year hold adn she had red hair and brown eyes, she's so cute i'm gonna take his shirt off , it keeps getting in his eyes, don't worry about the baby i'm kinda scaring myselft oh oh ohh bbubb bubub bububu bb buooo bbuubobbb booo mom ita wwas so funny , i was taking jackson's socks off cuz t...

So today I was asked "What's the worst thing that could happen to you?" The only thing I could say was "If my buddies stopped being my buddies." Don't stop being buddies.

I just taught myself how to play Lean on Me on my Wiggles guitar. I'm fucking amazing.

Sam Rockwell in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2 parts 'powdered' george bush jr. 1 jigger freshly squeezed Elvis dust the rim with dust served neat in a an old mcdonald's cup from Owen Wilson's trash can

"white chicks", "soul man", and "birth of a nation" are the most racist movies of all time.

Derek tried his best to help me with whthis and India chuckled in the bacckfground. what do you do when you gold the key to all theat is good and bad in the workld IN YOUR HADSND?? the perfect personicfication of transcendionsic boundaries. IN YOUR HANDS. the dve dv it's a DVD. if i can ever get my hands back on it. sweet sweet sweetwater. it is a mentally challenged vs. not mentally challenged soap opera starrtingeh ithe the mentally challenged and the not mentally challenged. i t changed my lif e in the way that flipesdid changed my leife.. i won't mbe the same. IT MADE ME STEAL. this dve was shown to me in confidentce and when one of the non mentally challenged people went to the bathroom, i left my own house withe the dvd and drove drunk in my jeep. i left strangers in my house to steal this dvd. i called derek to find me a safe house for theis dvd. i woke chris chauncey up to try and copy this dvd. i told leno mandel that it was a matter of livfe and ede...

one lighter. lost.. the three people i found in the span of an hour in l.a. that had no idea what the pattern 'plaid' was.

one of five people absconded with my lighter at some hoochies house this morning so i sat on a no-cushioned couch on the curb so they wouldn't slip past me. lemme tell ya, hollywood stays open all night. one guy had not been siailing for awhile but learned on chhesapeake bay . no one would talk to me. i got really cold at 7 so i called a cab. i hope nick has my lighter. i think he accidentally pocketed it when he was trying to jupm up and burn the old american flag that i unfurled with the cement shovel i borrowed and returned from the s-s10 pick-up truck that was parked infront of the couch that i lived on for too long. those girls were kindof bitches. and by bitches, i mean cunts.

i just bought a pear at a 7-11 and it tasted exactly like an apple. what gives? why does this pear taste like an apple?

Who invited the stupid jungle? that guy is an asshole. Last time he came to a party he propostined my sister in a suggestive manner. Jungles proposition, other people don't!.!.!.!.

the blog posts are in central time so when i'm rock-starrin at 4:50 in the a.m., it's only 2:50 in the city of dreams. you have to sleep to dream... or nightmare. night night. wait, if you have night mares, shouldn't there be day unicorns, or morning ponies. got it.. dawnkies. pleasant daytime nap drifts are dawnkies. i'm gonna go have nightmares about dawnkies. it took sooo long to type this withough t mistakes. muther fucker.

I came here to make a nonsense blog about sun chips and how much fun they were or something and then I saw the published/invisible blog about potatoes and ketchup. I didn't write any of that and my name is on it. What the hell?

Christine is a potato hider John-Scott has fudge on his face. Maybe he can wipe it off withthe potato inhis hand Stick your finger in this potatIkk Jake got stuck in an elevator. Who the john scott just put ketchup on casey's penis. really. i'm scared. save me.

first night in 9 days that i have ben endulging in the booze. last day of anit biotics and i missed two. i'll take them tomorrow when they migh tactually work. i got an infection in my arm that looked like an evil germ fraternity had gang sex with the smallest of scrapes and i got pregneatn with all their babiews. no, fuck YOU, my arm babies don't have to PLEDGE, they are LEGACY. DELTA THETA GRTOSS RULES. OINTMENT SHOTGUN. honesty: i could n't take my pain medication in the mornin before i drove so i drove around a l.a. alot in pain al ot which was kindof fun because it actually validated my l.a. traffic feelings. i would just smoke and eat popsicles. what a weirdo. BUT, i know damn i meant to type now, ... do vooer. i now have pain medication left over l. i wll take some tomorrow night with booze and i mean to blog. sometimes you get drunk and order good food and then you wake up ta find (that ta was supposed to be and but i just went with it, that s good typi...

Are you ready? Dont type are you ready enter don't type enter hit enter hsssssyshsysysys THE SUN ALWAYS WINS as stenogriphied by casey and spoken by blynch

You guys have no fucking idea how hard I'mrocking right now-blynch Who knew david bowie lived on flat rock islnand. ididn't know. Did you? --Casey I couldn't spell what I was trying to tyupesober much less inthis inthis sthate. - my spelling people in thistownlove the ltter N. they build their housese as temples to said letter. except for thatone guy that loves J. Helive us thestreet and trhows feces at kids. ...so then this midget came out of nowhere and ate her shit-Joey and the chicken dinner goes to .....BLYNCH

/i\ will piss or shit in allten bathroooms than you very bmuch.-bl7jch goldne borwon,I sadi golden borown - CASEYS dude.seriously. your sister had a vbrown pussy-benphillips Who wants an extra fewro I have a spare. I will cook it up for you> Ithere are two ovens with withc tofry it. The only nobele proffesion is a jizz mopper=Mr.Belvedere except for throwing knifesat your wifes face - CARNEY I live for pussy and money-SenorCreepy who invitedthe sun.Iknow I didn't the last timewe wnet toe to toe..........I METLTEDDDDDDDDDD You can't eve follow a sand graph-Casey AND blynch to jake. but what about the muslims. Casey wins.

/i\ will piss or shit in allten bathroooms than you very bmuch.-bl7jch goldne borwon,I sadi golden borown - CASEYS dude.seriously. your sister had a vbrown pussy-benphillips Who wants an extra fewro I have a spare. I will cook it up for you> Ithere are two ovens with withc tofry it. The only nobele proffesion is a jizz mopper=Mr.Belvedere except for throwing knifesat your wifes face - CARNEY I live for pussy and money-SenorCreepy who invitedthe sun.Iknow I didn't the last timewe wnet toe to toe..........I METLTEDDDDDDDDDD You can't eve follow a sand graph-Casey AND blynch to jake. but what about the muslims. Casey wins.