The Fancy Catfish

ok, so we haven't been drunk blogging. i think we have just gotten scared that we might break some of our technology based on a few recent nights. i will try harder. in the mean time. with less than 24 days left until global orgasm (the night of Thursday, December 21st at 1am Central Oklhaoma Texas Time), i have started to formulate a plan. it seems my first and foremost concern is timing. the countdown timer on this page and on myspace is very exact and i want to be part of the earthquake, not an aftershock. by myself, i can get it done in about 2 minutes +/- 10 seconds. these are just 'maintenisms' though, not my best work. the best ones are almost always a joint venture. there is an amazing buildup comprised of an infinite number variables that lead up to the mind blower. not the easiest thing to predict, time, or practice considering the ultimate gasm requires a considerable amount of mutual chemistry that i am currently in short supply of. it's also like...

if any real dj is reading this they are probably gonna laugh, but i did it. i get some of my music choices from newnownext on logo and i just saw mstrkrft on there for the first time. i found them in march for lunch lady at flipside. i know, it's dumb, but not to me. i think i have taste? i'm not looking for acknowledgement. i'm still gonna do what i want. but y'all are gonna suffer a little cuz television made me think i am way more right superly.

"if ignorance is bliss, how did i make your retard cry." "that outfit is the feces of stupidity after it eats too much wrong." "you're such a black lacquer table, you're as fake as a beauty shop Nagle." "this isn't change, i'm just shopping at a different walmart." "life is addictive, where's the step program for that? star wipe."

i know the joy and pain of: giving a shit. N celebrity. unrequitement. pure. i can cry during soccer dog. sea changes is amatuer. i'm fishing for logic using topwater sanity. anybody biting? i ain't skeered. what should i try? i want to handle it. thickest softest leather. are we fucking with we?

thanks matt you can play them all at the same time.