The Fancy Catfish

parades don't go backwards

i am a fat kid! they didn't have my regular size in a pair of shorts i really wanted but they did have a boys size 18H. that's a 18 Husky to all you Sordid Lives fans. thank you to the fat kids of the world! without you i would be pantsless. wait a ..

people that eat food while wearing mittens are gross.

My old next door neighbor, Bill Gasser, passed away. He is a person I have not thought about in quite some time. As a matter of fact, it has been so long that when I got the message that he had passed away, a smile actually washed over my face. I'm finally mature enough to put all my memories of him into perspective and realize what an impact this man had on my childhood. It's too late for me to miss him. All I can do is just grin and celebrate his life. Rebecca McCauley commented the other day that there was not a single thing she could think of that I can't do. Well, Miss Rebecca, that is high praise, especially coming from you. I wish you could have met the man that really deserves that amount of respect. Bill had EVERY tool. He could fix ANY thing. The man had no boundaries when it came to broken. I had started taking things apart to see how they worked just before Bill entered the scene, but this man could actually put them back together and properly. This is the man t...

so Derek's recent car acquisition go me to thinkin'. how many cars have i had in my life? i go through them like toilet paper. i'm gonna try and list them. if you think of any i am missing, please let me know. these aren't in order, that would be too hard. 1979 yellow suburban 1979 alfa romeo spyder 1984 renault encore 1983 buick regal 198? blue ford pickup 1989 maroon suburban 1986 pontiac sunbird convertable 1987 jeep wrangler 1989 mazda 929 1983 cadillac seville 1984 volkswagon rabbit 1977 mercedes 450slc 1989 mercedes 560sl 1964 cadillac limousine 1979 cadillac limousine 1994 jaguar xj6 1997 jeep wrangler 1998 jeep wrangler 1995 jeep grand cherokee 1997 cadillac el dorado 1993 buick century 1984 chrysler lebaron convertable 1986 chrysler lebaron convertable 1984 chevy el camino 2001 Nissan Xterra 2004 jeep wrangler hmm, that is .807692308 cars for every year i have been driving. i'm sure i'm leaving a couple off.