If you really want it

I once knew a duck. He was awesome. I mean it people, he is my favorite thing from my childhood. He was the only duck at the pond who seemed to understand "I'm not gonna hurt you." He would eat Wonder Bread out of my hand and everything. Really, best duck ever. I met him when I was 5 when my Grandfather took me to Fisher Pond for the first time. I miss my Poppy. Anyway, this duck and I remained friends for years. Until he got rabies and my cousin kicked him in the head. the end