dear dooley's tower club,

you are indeed the oklahoma Ego's without the rock bands. the color red is your friend but that fill-in bartender is NOT. if you expect me to love and embrace you, that bitch gotta go. while pleasantly demeanored, her bartending skills are on par with stingy flight attendant. why doesn't she just use a jigger, i would get more.



sincereliest,



ray



(i'm really sending this to them)