reality is teetering

ok, we were fucking shithammered, yes. and yes derek sprayed people with a hose. and yes i looked up and saw ian moore drinking jack in my office...things were on that intervention/"i can't tell what i'm making up in my head" level...yes, we should be grounded or separated or sat in a corner...



but a wolf? come the fuck on. a fucking wolf strolled into the studio at 5 in the morning and made his self at home. this is not one of derek's photoshop miracles. it's a wolf. don't you have them? Texas has skeeters, l.a. has anna nicole, and oklahoma has a minor wolf infestation. as m.k. would say, "where's the spray for that?" in his defense, the disposition of said wolf was so nice that i put him in my house so he could rest and be an angel. a girl promised to take him to the vet on monday. if you think this photo is fake, then derek did one hell of a job CGI'ing wolf diarrhea all over my house. the broken window was a nice touch and i guess wolves eat cactus. well mr. wolf, i hope those needles hurt your shitty ass when they were sprayed forth from your butthole. i put him in the yard and he was gone by this morning (afternoon). i miss him a little.