i luuuvvv l.a.

an enormous man jaywalked in front of me today. he was wearing exercise gear and a sweat band (to no avail). he literally stopped traffic while he lumbered across the busy part of franklin. i screeched to a halt to avoid hitting him and he flipped me off middle-aged Cartman style.



i am bloggin from a parking lot near Chris Chauncey's house. they don'ts haves thu innernet but there are hot spots all over l.a. i got the imac hooked up to an inverter and i'm stealin internet all over town while lookin for homes to squat in.



i sure do miss Oklahoma, and Derek, and Matt, and the Boeltes, and the Boones, and Red, and LD, and Jimmy, and Katie, and Vicky, and everyone in that darn town. i learned a lot while i was there, about myself, and about staying in school don't do drugs.



today i went to see april. not the month, but the lady that owns the castle where parts of 'last comic standing' was filmed. she and her son are looking for a 'handyman' in exchange for an apartment at the castle. these were the last two sentences spoken to me as i was leaving. 'we used to keep birds but the rats ate them' and 'you're not religious are you? cuz we shoot a lot of porn up here' i'm letting her know my decision tomorrow.