The Fancy Catfish

ok, here's the deal. i will be posting page by page of this serial comic from mexico. it is up to y'all to provide your best interpretation in the comments. fluent spanish speakers are encouraged to lie. at the end of the 'comic', i will compile the best 'interpretations' and post the entire thing on dammitray... ready? vamos!

Anybody seen a vampire zombie around here?

Bruce the Plumber is a complete nut job. The basement in our house is FILLED with water thanks to: 1. The main SEWAGE line backing up. 2. A night's worth of rain. It is FILLED. We're talking ABOVE the waist here. Half of the water heater was submerged. Because the water heater was submerged and because it is an ELECTRICAL water heater, the floodwater in the basement was electrically charged and SMOKING and POPPING. No automatic safety triggers were thrown. The water was LIVE. We had to manually throw the breakers to cut it off. At the exact same time the house flooded, killing the water heater and leaving us with COLD showers during weather averaging about 33 Degrees... the HEAT in the studio dies. It is a constant 45 degrees in the studio. NOW... to remedy these emergencies... BRUCE the EXPERT was called in today, the day before Thanksgiving. The first thing Bruce does is walk into the studio and start throwing EVERY switch on the breaker box without notifying me. Of c...

- when you have a dog and it dies, i'm going to make you do shots out of it's mouth - it's only a carcass - are these mine or did you bleed in 'em? - where's my cell phone? i need to see if my mom got a kidney while i was drunk.

Hey Ray! I sure miss singing songs to you at 4 AM. Do you remember me? I'm all dressed up for your return visit. I got my coat all fluffed up and everything. I love you Ray. I haven't barked ONCE since you left. I'm saving all my high pitched, chalkboard-screech-style BARKS just for you.

I found funny this weekend. David Blane, Mariah Carey and the Devil hang out at Night Court. Sharkgina. Rainbow Massage. Wolfman was the first bull to score 100 pts. AND My best friend from law school went out with the black guy from the rodeo.

But I really think that the paper bag makes the roadmaster taste better. For reals yo.

pleast voet on what this is..........

to post this. boonedoublinrabbitpetthusnake

Sorry if this offends anyone but I have a really weird question. I just watched this show on blind people. They explained a lot of things about being blind, but they didn't answer the one fucked up question that kept going through my head. How does a blind person know when they are done wipping? Think about it for a second, or don't, but I just can't figure it out.

Hey! I'm drunk! I never remember to post on thos thing when I'm drunk. That's the rule, right? Hey! It's not even eight on a Wednesday and I'm drunk. Why? BECAUSE I'M FUCKING HOLLYWOOD, BITCHES. check it: I got fired today from a job I never had. How fucking hollywood is that? I ask you. I'ts seriously FUCKING HOLLYWOOD. It's so hollywod I'll just put an apostrophe wherever I fucking want . ' ha. Yeah, one year of working with a company on a pitch, only to be unceremoniously "dropped" from the project. Oh, they'll be pitching my story, but not with me in the room, because I don't 'GET IT.' Do you love it? I don't get MY OWN STORY. Ha! I love LA. (We love it!) serioiusly, I feel so free. These people gave me boils, for reals, y'all. I'm so happy. And fired! I got dropped from a project. And then it'll become next summer's indie blockbuster and I'll be that slut at Boardners, goin...