WOOOOOO!

Hey! I'm drunk! I never remember to post on thos thing when I'm drunk. That's the rule, right? Hey! It's not even eight on a Wednesday and I'm drunk. Why?



BECAUSE I'M FUCKING HOLLYWOOD, BITCHES.



check it: I got fired today from a job I never had. How fucking hollywood is that? I ask you. I'ts seriously FUCKING HOLLYWOOD. It's so hollywod I'll just put an apostrophe wherever I fucking want.



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ha.



Yeah, one year of working with a company on a pitch, only to be unceremoniously "dropped" from the project. Oh, they'll be pitching my story, but not with me in the room, because I don't 'GET IT.' Do you love it? I don't get MY OWN STORY. Ha!



I love LA.



(We love it!)



serioiusly, I feel so free. These people gave me boils, for reals, y'all.



I'm so happy. And fired! I got dropped from a project. And then it'll become next summer's indie blockbuster and I'll be that slut at Boardners, going, "I wrote that shit! Can I have a nickel? You're pretty. Anybody tell you you look like Nick Cage? Fuck me, would you?"



I can't WAIT!



Hey. This calls for more wine. Soon I should have some dinner, though. I'm sexier with food in me.



Who wants to marry me? STEE. Get over here, you lucky man. I just lost a job I never got paid for. I'M TALENTED.



Hey. It's November, bitches. Time to update your blog. Jesus Christ.



hey. i'm awesome.