blog/blynch the whiney(how do spell that) bitch

Fucking tell me already! Not even Mapquest knows. I'm just plain sick of it.
How the fuck do you get to Sesame Street?
Sweep those damn clouds away and just tell us how to get there already.
The song really is like someone telling you about this great party where everything and everyone you love is gonna be there but they forget to tell you how to get there.
Sesame Street Theme Song:"Hey, Flipside really will be the best time you have all year."
Me:"Man after hearing you guys talk about it for the past three hours Flipside sounds perfect to me. I really could use something like that right now."
Sesame Street Theme Song:"Sorry its all sold out."
Me:"Oh."
Seriously, words rhyme with turn left, turn right, 3rd street, north etc..
I really want to go Sesame Street. I want my sunny days.
TELL ME HOW TO GET THERE ALREADY!

sidenote: any ideas on how to meake a tickle monster costume?

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