red's first drunk blog

good ideas are quick afoot when gin goes unmeasured...one time i watched a girl fall halfway through the awning of my favorite bar because she believed me when i said "i've got a good idea"...then i woke up today and i stink..."follow me ", i said...and she did...but that was before sh knew me very well...i need a beard washin'....this was all after derek threw up (i threw up too, but i was mostly unaffected by it all)...she still doesn't know that this happened...which is why tonight i drink my gin from a measuring cup...good decision