Sandwich/Face
This girl I don't even know turned my face into a sandwich. How you ask? She covered it in mayonaise and mustard, it didn't taste very good. Mustard burns in the eye, mayo doesn't though. I wish I lived with a film crew.
if trouble is the new present
then january 22nd is my new birthday. thanks for a memorable night. don't be careful what you wish for? be careful what you wish with? no, wait.. be careful who you wish with? be who you wish for with careful. yep. that's the one. where's the toybox for that? wait, i'm not done playing with it.
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