Dear Horse,
You son of a bitch.
I can't believe Ray's drink made you faster!
It usually makes me fall down and eat giant blocks of cheese.
Are you sure you're not just DREAMING that you're faster,
when in reality, you're passed out in a nest made from a dirty beard, asleep,
kicking an earthworm in the face?
Which ever, it's good to know you're still here horse. I can't believe you haven't been stolen by greedy drinkers wanting to win the big race. Be careful... they don't know proper horse maintenance in the city of angels. They'll use you and drop you in a sack along with a half eaten california-cucumber-hotdog.
Stick with Ray horse,
and if he tries to be in a glue commercial,
only then can you leave.
- Derek
I can't believe Ray's drink made you faster!
It usually makes me fall down and eat giant blocks of cheese.
Are you sure you're not just DREAMING that you're faster,
when in reality, you're passed out in a nest made from a dirty beard, asleep,
kicking an earthworm in the face?
Which ever, it's good to know you're still here horse. I can't believe you haven't been stolen by greedy drinkers wanting to win the big race. Be careful... they don't know proper horse maintenance in the city of angels. They'll use you and drop you in a sack along with a half eaten california-cucumber-hotdog.
Stick with Ray horse,
and if he tries to be in a glue commercial,
only then can you leave.
- Derek
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