The Rodgers Couple

Okay... about 6 months ago I was out on a drunk excursion when some lady from San Antonio came up to me and asked to take my picture with some of my friends. She was very friendly and I'm guessing she had just received a new digital camera because it was proudly displayed around her neck.

She and her husband took the picture and told me that she would email it to me if I gave her my email address. I did.

Now here's the fun part. They emailed me the picture, yet for some reason, they kept me on their mass email list. I'm 100 percent sure they are unaware of their error, but I have received pictures and emails on EVERY gathering, party, and strange family get togethers they have had FOR MONTHS now.

Keep in mind, I talked to this woman for about two minutes at the bar.
I have NO IDEA who she is.

Here are some of the pictures I've received....


This one was titled:
"WHAT HAPPENS AT THE PARTY, STAYS AT THE PARTY" (evidently not)




This one was titled:
"MY COUSIN'S NEW BASS BOAT!"




This one was titled:
"CHECK OUT THESE MOUSEPADS!"



And this one:
"MY AWESOME NEW CAMERO"




Now, I would inform her of her mistake
but I do so LOVE receiving these emails.
It's a surprise EVERYTIME. Last week
they had a pool party with a male thong
contest. The pictures are supposed to be in soon.

I am now convinced that we HAVE to attend one of their parties.
I receive flyers with directions all the damned time.
Here's the last two flyers I received: