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I think its funny

Ween Radio recently changed the way their name appears in the iTunes info box. Where it used to say "WeenRadio" it now says "WeenRadio High." also HELP! Wasn't there a movie in the 80's that played Spandau Ballet's True like over and over? Please help.Please.

bIg mexican ideaas!

swhy isnt there a mexican dish called the pinata? it could be a big burritor filled with tacos and enchilidas and quesadillas ansd evberything else that['s texmex and delicioius. gold i love texmex. i could never eat healthy bhjecause i like cheese and chile con canre. i love them like ij love my women...covered inn cheese and chile con carne. i'm getting off the subject. the pianta would be a hit. i know it. when you can't think of what to order you just order the pinanrta because it's a little bit of everything. it would loolk like a fooltball. im drunk at noon. didnt make it to the lake bnecause of red and jimmy's party. the hilo throujght a party last night because the charges were dropped.

transcript

your neighbors hate me. i stole todd's car and came to ring your door bell 8000000 million hundred times. a guy came out and said ' are you ringin the doorbell? ' i said 'yes'. my name is * (ask india) and i'm in love with india. can i have my phone before i go to TX. i'm such an idiot cerveza. yours, ray

Palindromes please

I'm going to think of as many palindromes as I can without using the internet. 1) racecar (that's my favorite one) 2) boob (wait, that's my favorite one) 3) eve 4) I (can a one letter word count as a palindrome? Probably not, but who am I to judge?) 5) pop 6) ACDCA (an unheard off metal band in the early 90s) 7) poop (hahahaha) 8) mom (isn't that sweet) 9) dad (yeah, I'm almost out of ideas) 10) DVD (can I really count acronyms? I don't see why the hell not) 11) Ah, Satan sees Natasha BYE!
And here is a guest reading of said guest blog by 1996 regional creed speaking champion John-Scott I suggest you click the link below, minimize and read along. booooyaaaaah! pretty pony

guest blog

thanks to Mr. John-Scott for this lovely homage... an ode to fancy catfish raymond. i was inspired buddy. oh lord, my heart is cryin' whiskey. and fancy catfish caught up some tears in m'eyes. i can touch it, i can sniff it, i can rub it inta m'stomach, but i caint get close enuff to git ahold of 'em. a spread eagled invite don't make no difference from here. for my legs is stiff 'n weak some fleas, some copper and bad feets. caint jetfly. nosir. caint fight the 'lectric word box, neither its powerful, musky, true, got me lovin' long and hard sticky and stiff just like good wood glue. just makes me wanna take off m'glove reach out and touch you. john-scott

new years conversation

let's hgave a partyt so classy that we haeve non[0-alchoholic driks. colby and ray i thingk ciraca jr brow dumping his wife

pudding messling ranch

iwish i had some poptarts very near to ne i just saw y9u counting hyh] what iam i doing its a good thing we were neer in combat good life can i have my big wheel with a sdide bar, that' s law yer talk the ing you could pull up on the gijoe big wheel, the skitd bar bar you typing givverish let the crickets s do it how much isthat is legible alreight let's get seriouys we totally traded clint for casey. great deal! that['s the sun taking a note from the President, Derek. we are blogging fpplside currently listening to mah nah mah nah maaa thing by not the muppets, instead giorgio miroorserd guy tell me about hte best hambuger, sya ray burger peanut butter french fries you've never had one says ray. i want one say blynch crinkle beer can condom, kercheeseee blynchs neck tries to cure his hurt neck by runnging a beer on it. yuve got to put it in you says ray. need eggs and bacon and to brudsh mey teeth.. not in tath order foutch pack of cigareetss, first pair of lungs...

an ACTUAL wish that came true

one night i dreamt that my jjob w was to be drunk, whilee sitting in my own hot tub, staring straight up at a sky littered withstars. i dreaemt that was my job. anmd tonight... my dream came true... thanks to bluje tooth. that's right....... bluetooth wirless technology using a bluetoothe wireless mouse, i can sit in the hot tub and edit shiotty local commercials for money. i can dfo my work from my fucking HOT TOB. i did that tonight and it wass amazin g. once i can affordd a video projector it wilol even b e bteettter. holy shoit. i found the amwrican dream. i found the american dream. i fuond the american dream. i found the amwrican dream. i found the american dream. i fuond the american dream. i found the amwrican dream. i found the american dream. i fuond the american dream.

AGAIN?

Well here I go again on my own. Tackling a migdet I've never know on my own. I can' t believe I'm eatin' pizza solo. My thmub wrestlin' skills' are so good i'm even goin' to loose the journey song I've been singin'. But you're wastin' my time. I can't belive I have no chalanger. It's almost Friday. You guys SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK oh yeah.

Dear guy sitting next to me,

I'm so glad that you decided to "roll hard" in the library today. You have made my computer using experience so enjoyable. I love the fact that you have to say everything that pops into your head out loud. My favorite so far is "How you spell Los Angelos?" Your constant cussing and down talking to your "ho" has kept me entertained. I hope that you sing those same rap songs when you go to court, as I'm sure they will entertain the judge as much as they have entertained me. Gotta go only have 27 secs left. Thanks, B ps nice prison tats
ties are pants with maps to your neck

Whup

Well well well, here we are. I am going to face it through this year. I said I'm gonna face it through this year. I went to the park to siscover. My chigross are dead. I killed 'em on halloween. I said they're fuckin' dead. WAIT WAIT, let's make his a pretty son.g