an ACTUAL wish that came true

one night i dreamt that my jjob w was to be drunk, whilee sitting in my own hot tub, staring straight up at a sky littered withstars. i dreaemt that was my job.

anmd tonight...
my dream came true... thanks to bluje tooth.

that's right....... bluetooth wirless technology

using a bluetoothe wireless mouse, i can sit in the hot tub and edit shiotty local commercials for money.

i can dfo my work from my fucking HOT TOB.

i did that tonight and it wass amazin g. once i can affordd a video projector it wilol even b e bteettter.

holy shoit.

i found the amwrican dream. i found the american dream. i fuond the american dream.
i found the amwrican dream. i found the american dream. i fuond the american dream.
i found the amwrican dream. i found the american dream. i fuond the american dream.