Drunken Ramblings

Here's what I usually get up to when I'm drinky:

1) (In my head): I am making the best jokes ever! (Read: obnoxious).
2) SMOOCH!!! (And here's what my butt-crack looks like!)
3) How's that one song start?

Colby (by Nicole)-
1) I'm-onna DANCe in verrr little (if any) clothing and then get naked and maybe even wet!
2) I think I'll flip off this stranger in the next car... It's a fun game we can all play! Hahahahahaha!
3) Baby, I'm gonna hump the shit outta... ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
(Articulation added for effect).

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