My last post
From Vegas.
YES!!!!!!!!!! I'm almost out of here. In just about 36 hours I should be back in the glorious state of Texas. I'm so happy I could shit. This is a great place to visit but one helluva shitty place to live. Most of the people that live here are buttholes. Not that Texas doesn't have buttholes but Vegas overfloweth with em. I was thinking about stopping the car and getting out to kiss the ground as soon as I got into Texas, but I ain't about to waste any kisses on west Texas. El Paso has cooties ya know. I'll wait till Austin. I may have just jinxed myself seeing as my car is "supposed" to be ready tomorrow. Nah, my karma isn't that bad. Alright, I have about three more hours of packing to do, so I'm out.
YES!!!!!!!!!! I'm almost out of here. In just about 36 hours I should be back in the glorious state of Texas. I'm so happy I could shit. This is a great place to visit but one helluva shitty place to live. Most of the people that live here are buttholes. Not that Texas doesn't have buttholes but Vegas overfloweth with em. I was thinking about stopping the car and getting out to kiss the ground as soon as I got into Texas, but I ain't about to waste any kisses on west Texas. El Paso has cooties ya know. I'll wait till Austin. I may have just jinxed myself seeing as my car is "supposed" to be ready tomorrow. Nah, my karma isn't that bad. Alright, I have about three more hours of packing to do, so I'm out.
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