boys lie

well, my first internet romance lasted about 3 minutes. nick did not call me back at 4. i got you DOMINATRIXESESES for our first date, NICK. granted, they were hot girls with big boobies, but have you ever heard of a strap-on, NICK? you know what, NICK, the 26 year old waiter/actor from Austin, TX? i'm not calling YOU back. and it not just because i don't have your number. it's because I'M breaking up with YOU.


woo hoo! i'm on the rebound!

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