"don't go there, grrrl"

should be the new slogan for new mexico tourism. i took this picture at a rest stop.



pretty much, new mexico is saying... "if your kids get drunk and poke one of our toilet snakes, don't call us because it's not our fault and you can't. ha ha ha ha ha we're New Mexico. if the underside of your rattler reads 'aliens', redeem your fang marks for a free dream catcher at the black widow barn."

new mexico... it's like old mexico, but still in the wrapper and sitting on a closet shelf because SERIOUSLY grandma, i'm not EVER gonna wear that. how about a gift certificate next time.

those two blobs are actually rattlesnakes coordinating an airstrike via Nextel on that drunk guy scratching the word 'HELP' in the dirt.