Quotes

My two favorite quotes from this past week.
Guy talking to girl on sixth street: "The reason I like you, is that I know you'll never tell my wife."
Woman talking to man in small bar 40 minutes northwest of Austin: "If you don't start paying attention I'm gonna divorce you."

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