we cook, we clean, we drink...

we take illicit substances from strangers in bathrooms. we do all the damn work around here. the fancy catfish is going back to it's natural hair color. if you don't see your name to the left, you can't post here anymore. you may apply to get back on the blog by submitting a 1000 words on hating fun. please submit any complaints to me and then go to hell. (ok, i did leave Russell on, the man's a gawd damn genious) now everyone hold still, i love you.