blog at dawn

5:47.

hmm.

wait for breakfast?

hmmmm.

do i even want breakfast?

hmmmmmmm.

i THINK i want breakfast.... but i'm not sure.

hmmmmmmmmmm.

maybe i'll just go to bed and dream about eating breakfast.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

OR... i could eat breakfast THEN go to bed and dream about other things, like naked girls.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

i know. i'll go to bed, dream about naked girls eating breakfast, then get up and eat breakfast.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

yes.

i'll do that.


of course, what's really going to happen is:
i'm going to go to bed,
try to dream about naked girls,
end up dreaming about spiders and homeless men,
and then wake up starving with a stomach ache.