The Fancy Catfish

Hello! I'm Mattbrown! I am finallly drunk! This is whAT I HAVE TO SAY.;... I JUST DID MY LST MUSICAL SHOWTUNE.;,EVERT. don't diss ist till you bjuy itENJO6Y, MY TUEN AS CHE GUEVERA IN LYRIC'S 12007 EVBITA I dont speak spanish baxter, but western literature is brilliant! Yesterday, I went to the Neighborhood Wal-Mart and bought some kumquats? They tasted so good in my mouth-yummy. That is all and I want to play who's in my mouth! I HAVE TO PEE...SHOULD I STOP TYPING AND GO PEE...OR JUST PEE NOW AND TYPE ABOUT IT. I FEEL THAT PEEING NOW AND TYPING ABOUT IT WOULD BE MORE ENTERTAINING THAN SSTOPPING AND GOING PEE AND THEN FINDING SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT. LET'S TALK ABOUT BLOW JOBS. I THINK I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THEM. MY DAD SAYS SO. I NEVER HAD A PROBLEM GETTING HIM OFF IN TIME FOR BUGS BUNNY TO COME ON. HE WOULD LET ME HAVE GRILLED CHEESE AND ICE CREAM AFTER MOM WENT TO BED IF I GOT HIM OFF TWICE IN UNDER TWENTY MINUTES. THAT WAS COOL. SO, SHOULD WE TAKE OUR...

111 my motore dcycle dowsnt go this fast he said quickly ... i didnt buy the hlemet but i shoud have... leater.. and a ll who neesds to type when the night is perfect. pervectly wrontg.. i guess i 'm not going to luch tomorrow tieh um with the stripper plscycology . however, this is why i tried.... this is re-posted from the following page http://blog.myspace.com/raruthere Well I have been annoyed for some time at the use of the word friend. Let me preface by saying that I, Rusty Allen, use the word "husband" in cavalier and pajorative ways. So, not to sound the hypocrate alarm, I will address only this one word and leave all of the other words that I use lightly for another day. Friend- it sounds so nice. When you introduce- "This is my friend Joe from college," or "Hello friend," or... How often we use the word yet do we realize the social context surrounding it? Someone may believe that by adding you as their friend to their "myspa...

i'm fastly becomming slow future antique leave me alone but call on the telephone? i'l;ll try harder at something i'll try harder at something i''ll try something harder god dammit i'm not free

here we go i cant predict teh futre but i kinda can. so what do i base my decisions on anymore. i thin i'm happy sometimes. ithere there a formula for a70% chance of happyt? is a D in happy passing? I know my job, i know myplace. i get it. to wht avail? do i wnat to gibe? i know i'm indulgent. k keep getting encouragement to be me but ti still isn't fulfillling enough. self-indulgence? i don care about every one and most things in my life... to what avail? same strory, differnt centruy. delicious technologhty. i'm good at what i do but itlll be dammmnded if i know what that is.. in m finally maembarredssed that i broker decadence . i'm good at fun but i cnat marry it. or can I? fun, w2ill you marrry me?

how do you make god laugh? tell him your plans.

What's independence? WHAT'S INEPENDENCE YOU ASKJ?! how dare you even ask me that. you germans are all the same. you don't understand the words that are-uh-comin-outta my mouth! No Independence? That's hot dogs without buns! leaves without trees! Gift baskets without soap or sausage! Raisins without dreams! Heaven without pie! i want independence you fuckin' people. i wanna do whatever the hell i want and to hell with the consequences. thaaaaats independence. give me some steak.