july 3rd pre speech

What's independence? WHAT'S INEPENDENCE YOU ASKJ?! how dare you even ask me that. you germans are all the same. you don't understand the words that are-uh-comin-outta my mouth! No Independence? That's hot dogs without buns! leaves without trees! Gift baskets without soap or sausage! Raisins without dreams! Heaven without pie!

i want independence you fuckin' people. i wanna do whatever the hell i want and to hell with the consequences. thaaaaats independence. give me some steak.

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