i totally deserve it

i guess for each day of fun at SXSW, i will endure a day of unrelenting illness. not the 'i don't feel very well' kind of illness. it's 'fuck the shot glass' and chug straight from the 'Tussin bottle (thanks for the tip Blynch). i woke up this morn feeling more light headed than should be for this here sick. looked down to find i had some good ol' fashioned morning wood. not that it was borrowing all that much from my brain, but it was enough to make me think about stepping on kitten heads and biting my tongue to make it go away. i'm a gross ball of snot sick. what the fuck did i have to be horny about? at least the boner went away quickly after my deterance thoughts and i don't have to wonder why 'Tussin and dead kittens gives me wood. in my estimation, i should have two more days of this nonsense before i start getting pissed. for two more days, it still will be worth it. two more.