It was an accident

Ok I don't really believe this myself. Most of you who know me won't belive this. Here it goes.
For 8 days now I've been a vegetarian.
Seriously. Go ahead and read it again if you have to. It's true.
I didn't set out to do this, but it kind of just happened.
Someone please take me to get some damn bbq.

ps. My poop looks different.